The United States of President America Election Special

<p><em>Devised and presented by Dan L. Fox, with contributions from Hillary R. Clinton, Andy D.T.B. Cooke, H. Sinclair Lewis, Nathaniel M. Mellors and Donald J. Trump</em></p> <p>As the Junior Aspirin Records label HQ moves its operations to a remote and heavily-fortified anarcho-syndicalist commune in the Pacific Northwest in anticipation of the total collapse of civic society after the 8 November election, label co-founder, writer and editor Dan Fox has made a rare trip into the city, finding time in his busy urban guerilla warfare training schedule to pop into SoHo, do a little shopping, and rig the US presidential election for this post-pre-post-truth liberal media elite conspiracy-thon. From Dead Kennedys to The Shangri-Las, from ABBA to Jay-Z, a caucus of paranoid political pundits, so desperate to be on the winning side that they’d baste their Grandmas in orange sun-tan lotion just to get ahead, will leak their most criminally top secret emails about the most tremendous electorial issues of the moment. So gather together your favourite tiny-fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret-wearing shitgibbons and take this opportunity to grope inside America whilst you enjoy the last few weeks of electricity and running water before the pitchforks come out and the briefcase containing the nuclear codes is lost forever at JFK baggage claim. Send in the clowns!</p> <p>Tracklisting 01:</p> <p>Wide Wide River – The Fugs<br /> Send in the Clowns – Tiger Lillies<br /> America – The Nice<br /> The Big Country – Talking Heads<br /> White House Blues – Charlie Poole & The North Carolina Ramblers<br /> I Pity The Country – Willie Dunn<br /> Hard Times – Curtis Mayfield<br /> Disenchanted – Communards<br /> Waitin’ for a Superman – The Flaming Lips<br /> Politicians in My Eyes – Death<br /> Liar Liar – The Castaways<br /> You Cheated, You Lied – The Shangri-Las<br /> Dead Presidents – Jay-Z</p> <p>Tracklisting 02:</p> <p>Anti-American Graffitti – J Dilla<br /> I’m Legal Now – Chingo Bling<br /> Fools Are You – Mother Night<br /> No Caucasian Guilt – Noh Mercy<br /> In the Flesh – Pink Floyd<br /> Don’t Call Me Nigger, Whitey – Sly & the Family Stone<br /> Sound of Da Police – KRS One<br /> Trip to Trumpton – Urban Hype<br /> Group Grope – The Fugs<br /> Black Steel in the Hour of Chaos – Public Enemy<br /> Private Armies – Vivien Goldman<br /> The Red Telephone – Love<br /> California Uber Alles – Dead Kennedys<br /> Know Your Rights – The Clash<br /> You’ve Got Big Hands – Crass<br /> We Do What We’re Told – Peter Gabriel<br /> The World is Yours – Nas<br /> Philosophy of the World – Big Legs<br /> Lady, What Do You Do All Day? – Peggy Seeger<br /> Women of the World – Ivor Cutler & Linda Hirst<br /> Winner Takes it All – ABBA</p>